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What the heck is BlendedRecipes.com?
Glad you asked - BlendedRecipes.com is the first (and only) website this side of the Delta Quadrant dedicated to original juice and smoothie recipe videos. We release new videos daily, and they’re insanely awesome.
Who made BlendedRecipes.com?
BlendedRecipes.com is brought to you by the fine people at Boomify. We’re a small team of individuals who just can’t seem to kick our juicing habits. We used to be rockstars, but the rockstar life is overhyped and making recipe videos is far more thrilling. Bring on the groupies!
Where did you find the beautiful ladies of BlendedRecipes.com?
The women of BlendedRecipes are actually incredibly expensive fem-bot prototypes stolen from the University of California, Berkeley. They run on a mixture of smoothies and ethanol. You can learn more about Cindy, Rebecca, and Sunny on their bio pages.
Why did you make BlendedRecipes.com?
Over 99% of Internet users have the attention span of a 3-year old. If you’ve made it this far you’re part of the 1%. Congratulations! Reading recipes on paper and digital screens is just too much to ask of the people of the Internet these days. So we created a new way, that’s so easy, even men can do it.
What does 100% Vegan mean?
It means that we don’t use animal-derived ingredients in any of our recipes. For example we use soy milk instead of cow’s milk, and we don’t shave our legs. (just kidding – we do)
What’s your favorite recipe?
That would be like asking a parent to pick their favorite child … so in our case it’s Blueberry Hill. Seriously, we love them all, equally, just like you love your children, equally.
I like you guys, so how can I tell the world?
You use this button. Do it, but only if you’re ready. Each time you socially engage with us, a bell rings in our office, so even if you hate us it’s good for you to share a lot, because that darn bell gets annoying.
Thanks for reading and watching. We really appreciate your viewership and welcome your feedback.
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